Fappening Book! The other day I was watching a Jennifer Lawrence movie on Netflix and I had a sudden urge to jerk off. This kind of thing happens to me every once in a while, really every time I try to watch a movie with a hot chick in it. I got really dizzy when I spit on my hand and pulled out my gizmo, and I realized that maybe the family Christmas reunion wasn't the best place for a little celebrity jerk-off. I snuck into Grandma's bathroom and pulled FappeningBook out of my phone while I was finishing work.